Ten effects of watching Breaking Bad

So I binge watched all of Breaking Bad these past couple weeks and below you’ll find what has happened to me and will happen to you.(Because if you haven’t seen it yet, you will.)

1. You tell everyone you know they must start watching it Immediately.

2. You inexplicable start using “yo” in every sentence. (You also often end your sentences with Bitch!)

3.You start fancasting Bryan Cranston in every role. Lex Luthor? Bryan Cranston. Commissioner Gordon? Bryan Cranston. But how can he be both if it’s a shared universe? Who gives a fuck, BRYAN CRANSTON.

4. You really wish you would have paid closer attention in chemistry in high school

5.  All of sudden you want to start reading more Walt Whitman

6. Whenever you see an RV on the street, you are instantly suspicious

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7.  You make sure everyone knows they’re not rocks, they’re minerals.

8. You think a hat will instantly transform you into a different person.

9. If a lawyer doesn’t have a late night commercial or bench ad, you can’t take them seriously

10. After Breaking Bad, all other shows are just “ok”.